Your noble sacrifice is really appreciated, have you considered emigrating before the next season kicks off...?
Well given that I have the right to a dual nationality with somewhere sunny and warm I would not rule such a sacrifice out Thad
Particularly if you have seen the weather forecast for later today...
...rotten night to be a goalie, strong swirling wind, muddy pitch, driving rain & not too warm either. Always worth trying a speculative shot - from anywhere - in those conditions.