Can you still buy tickets online?

You can only buy tickets online if you are ........


1 A Multi Millionaire who recently gained an additional £55,000 per year as a result of the tax cut in the mini budget from 45% to 40% .
2 A Hedgefund Manager who has milked the markets today and benefitted from the Bank of England stepping in to prop up the economy
3 A Foreign Exchange Investor who has stocked up on US dollars and Euros and is now reaping big profits by buying Sterling at its lowest rate for years.
4 A Mortgage Lender who has recently hiked up mortgage repayment interest rates.
5 A Landlord who has increased rent in order to cover rising buy to let interest rates.
6 A Banker who has not increased savings interest rates in line with Bank of England set interest rates. 
7 An Energy Company Fat Cat boss who is profiting from the energy price crisis. 

You cannot buy tickets online if you are ......

8 An average working person who has seen electric and gas prices rise sharply.
9 An average working person who has seen inflation rise to over 10%.
10 An average working person who has seen their mortgage rates rise.
11 An average working person who has seen rent increases.