Tom Nichols signs for Gills

I think part of the problem is that American football is far more stats driven - to the point where it's way overcomplicated. They've tried to insert that model into proper football but it's a different animal; we don't stop-start constantly. It might have worked if they'd tried buying a rugby league club.

So... Sportsmail, Sky Sports, Talksport... where are you...?

And where are those headlines about discrimination at Crawley Town FC...
"Player excluded on grounds of age & height"...!