Eben eezer

With apologies to Mr C and the rest of the Shamen


A great philanderer once said. Useless, Useless, Very Useless (Deep Sigh)



There's a co-chairman in place and we never see his face

And he goes by the name of Eben eezer Dick

His friend doesn't call him, and he does stuff on a whim

And he'll screw up the place like no other man could

He's insane, deranged, he makes you feel strange

His presence is malign and absolutely no good

And if you know 'Ezeer he's acts just like Caesar

He's such a prick - he's Eben eezer Dick

You see he is very tedious, delirious, and devious

As he circulates rubbish with every single tweet

But once you know he's dumb, and nothing like a genius

He backtracks and his tweets he goes delete delete delete

Talks a load of rubbish, then deletes the load of rubbish

Eezer is a geezer who loves to babble on

That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of 'Eezer

As they've had enough of his trash, and they just want him gone



Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

He's Eben eezer Dick



Has anyone got any P45's?

Here's yours

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A great philanderer once said.

Useless, Useless, Very Useless (Deep Sigh)



Eben eezer Dick, leading idiot of the scene, doesn't know what he means

He created bad vibes - taking us for a ride, making us whine

Our tempers ignite cos he's such a snide

Taking us to the bottom, our hopes run aground

And further down as he tells us "be mellow"

Trying to be smooth, trying to sooth, he makes a move

Sliding into your DMs with a scummy "Hello!

Another board measure taking away our pleasure

But don't go easy on old 'Ezeer he's causing us to lose

Extraordinary stupid, He should be muted

He's the kind of geezer who must always be abused

Watching Crawley Town and Ebeneezer isn't ever around

You can sense he doesn't like the sound of the crowd

He gets them all riled and annoyed

Starts chanting - they don't want him employed

It's time to shout LOUD!



Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

He's Eben eezer Dick

He's Eben eezer Dick

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick



Got any brains? --- course not

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Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick

Oh, what a pillock (Nob nob nob nob)



Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick

Dickhead

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

He's Eben eezer Dick



Oh, what a carry on, He's Ebeneezer Dick (Nob nob nob nob)

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick

Dickhead

Eezer Dick, 'Eezer Dick, He's Eben eezer Dick

He's Eben eezer Dick