Yes, it's a skill I picked up in the second year of infants school. You draw a graph with wins along one axis and draws and defeats along the other. If the line is exactly 45 degrees from (0,0), it's a 50% win rate. Do I get the job as the club's new statistician?
You are overqualified. Sorry. On the other hand if you could spout a bit of guff about NFTs you could be in business.
What's NFT mean? No F****** Thanks?
Oh no, hang on a minute - it's something about fungi, isn't it? About turning stuff into mushrooms i.e. fungible.